You know what I wanted to eat on my first night in my new apartment?
A pizza and a coke
Guess what I found on my first night in my own apartment…all by myself?
That’s right, a pizza and coke.
It was more difficult than it sounds. I am a god among ants.
More on my apartment later when I am no longer stealing internet from some guy upstairs named Rio whose connection goes out every 5 seconds.