Oh yeah, me, right now.
I actually think the guy is pretty talented so I’m not exactly sure what it is. Maybe it’s the flannel, or the shirt that reads “Wicked.”
Or maybe it’s just cause he’s whiter, skinnier and had more work done than Michael Jackson. His eyebrows really creep me out.
Also, during the last 30 seconds or so when the girl is surrounded by all the backup dancers a word springs to my mind. It starts with “B” and ends with “ukake.”